- girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
- me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
- girlfriends father: haha sweet
They call me M. Le Mayor
They call me 24601
They call me Fauchelevent
They call me M. Madeleine
That’s not my name, na na. That’s not my name.
"Les Mis Modern AU"
remember how in Hairspray the overweight clumsy protagonist got the hot boy in the end, and the only thing about her that changed was her hairstyle? I feel like we need to talk about Hairspray more
*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
when you make a musical reference and nobody understands it