faking an australian accent at outback steakhouse is the most american thing i did today

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

the only way i will ever have sex is if whole lotta love plays in the background

wanna reblog with 1 note
You gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game. Enjolras to Marius, Book VII (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
silly-luv:

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haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

celebritity:

gender: ugly

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
Perhaps I write for no one. Perhaps for the same person children are writing for when they scrawl their names in the snow. Margaret Atwood (via feellng)

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

deepthroatodile:

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